I might not make myself popular by saying the following, and they might come and get me, but I cannot remain silent any more: It's all a lie. The stories about the chinese sweat shops is just a hoax to keep you off track. In reality, they're painted by santa's elves!
Ed Greenwood put on his elminster costume, thus effectively disguising himself as Santa Clause, went over to the north pole and lured Saint Nicks elves away. Now they are held captive in a vast underground factory in Area 52, where they have to make those little plastic toys.
That's it, the truth is out. They can take me now, I don't care any more. Just save the elves, for the childrens' sake!