marcoasalazarm
Explorer
Seth reins in his chains and brings his Staff weapon. In a gruff, stereotypical Sarge voice, he deadpans, "Looks like a barbeque, men! Time to light it up and start cookin' some meat!"
OOC: okay, if perrin is still in, I'm still in. F it. Seth also has Darkvision to 60 feet.
Seth pops off a blast at one of the gun-toting cows. Seeing his blast connect, he adds, "Mooooo!"
OOC: It's awesome to come back with a critical for almost 50 damage.
The blast vaporizes the man's upper torso, and he falls back behind the boxes, the gun firing wildly into the air and chewing up holes into the ceiling.
One of the men fires, the pistol round hitting Seth in the torso (5 Hit Points), all the while screaming: "YOU KILLED KENNY, YOU (BEEEP!)"