Damn cars just won't shut up!!!

[sabrinathecat]

Change its oil regularly, wash and wax it regularly, make sure it looks good ... Basically, treat it like a dog. Or a woman.

But what if you're one of those guys that treats women like dog dung?
How do you keep your car from telling your wife about your mistress, and your mistress about your bit-on-the-side, and your BotS about the skank you picked up last night?

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

how do I hide from my mother and girlfriend that I went to strip clubs... can the car tell them?

You don't. You tell your girlfriend you're going to a strip club with your friends. You don't tell your mom anything. It's none of her business.

 

[Hand of Evil]

just something else for mental health industry...

• My car has more friends on facebook than me...
• Think my car is out to get me...
• My car talked me into doing it...
• My car and I just want to be alone...