Thornir Alekeg
Albatross!
I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror.Here's how we will get films 7-9: Uwe Boll will direct #7, Bloody Reign of th Sith; Michael Bay follows with #8, Transformation of the Cyber-Jedi; M. Night Shaymalan closes with #9, The Force Happens.
All of the other stuff will wind up on Oprah's OWN network (when she outbids G4) as a series in which the direcorial work will be handled by music video directors.
Finally, Jar-Jar Binks will get a spinoff advice show on OWN.
And there will be much sadness.