Darth Vader's Blog

[Del]

Found here: http://darthside.blogspot.com/

and a snippet ...

Dear House of Ozzel,

I regret to inform you that your son has been killed in the line of duty.

He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he will be missed by none. I have allowed the men to pillage his personal belongings, which is why we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb you, and may you think of it always when you remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.

Know also that his limitations as a sub-par military professional caused the deaths of many of the Emperor's loyal soldiers, whose funeral expenses will appear on your next tax assessment.

Sincerely,
D. Vader

 

[mojo1701]

I don't really know how to respond to this other than someone else has too much free time.

 

[Ranger REG]

Just another rebel propaganda. Darth would never have sent such a heartless letter to the family of an imperial soldier who was killed in duty.

 

[Dagger75]

In my old job at an insurance company we once made a workers comp claim for Darth Vader. He lost his hand while trying to recruite a new employee for the Empire. It was pretty funny. I lost it a long time ago though

 

[Krieg]

Up yours, Obi-wan Kenobi.

You try to be an effective manager, you weed out the bad apples like the late Admiral Ozzel -- only to find that an insidious culture of incompetence has somehow transformed your deadly pan-galactic armada into a fleet of spaceballs.

Too funny