Daughter of the Female Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Jdvn1]

Isolated incident. I'm sure he was punished severely by the teddy high command. Did I say teddy high command? I meant teddy mafia. No, scratch that. I meant... what in the world is that behind you!?
*poof*

Behind me? You mean my cotton mill?

 

[demiurge1138]

I know some girls that own teddys, but that's different...

They have their own private Theodore Roosevelts? Bully!

 

[Jdvn1]

They have their own private Theodore Roosevelts? Bully!

Yeah, he comes in a variety of sizes and flavors!

Six-pack Theodore Roosevelt! Now with lemon-fresh scent!

 

[Ashwyn]

I really let the cat out of the bag. I am so teddied.

 

[Admiral Akbar]

The Admiral Akbar? We have a celebrity in our midst.

Many Bothans died so that I could post on EN World.

 

[demiurge1138]

Six-pack Theodore Roosevelt! Now with lemon-fresh scent!

So Theodore Roosevelt does come in six-packs now. But is he so hip he can't see over his own pelvis?

(One of these posts, I'll actually use original material. Until then, I'm fine with homage)

 

[Jdvn1]

I really let the cat out of the bag. I am so teddied.

Should we not expect you around as much anymore?

 

[demiurge1138]

Should we not expect you around as much anymore?

No, the Teddy Mafia is merciful to its prisoners. Sure, they torture you, but leave you without internet access? That's just cruel.

 

[Jdvn1]

So Theodore Roosevelt does come in six-packs now. But is he so hip he can't see over his own pelvis?

(One of these posts, I'll actually use original material. Until then, I'm fine with homage)

He's too hip to quit.

I'm bad at references.

 

[Jdvn1]

No, the Teddy Mafia is merciful to its prisoners. Sure, they torture you, but leave you without internet access? That's just cruel.

And they make sure you always have a buddy to sleep with?