Daughter of the Female Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Ashwyn]

Lies! All LIES!!!

Well, it may not have been that way where I was, but I do know this one place. I'll tell you later. It's liable to get censored again.

 

[demiurge1138]

Lies! All LIES!!!

Would I lie to you? Really?
(tries his hardest to look innocent, fails)

 

[Ashwyn]

Hm... damn Teddy Mafia. Can you give us a hint? Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Actually yes. It's about the size of a HAPPY FUN TIME CHAMBER OF JOY, but a little rounder around the edges.

 

[Aeson]

Many Bothans died so that I could post on EN World.

You are now my new hero if you can continue with the funny star wars lines.

 

[demiurge1138]

Actually yes. It's about the size of a HAPPY FUN TIME CHAMBER OF JOY, but a little rounder around the edges.

Let me guess. This HAPPY FUN TIME CHAMBER OF JOY, it has spikes of some sort, right? Perhaps some sort of ripping mechanism?

 

[Ashwyn]

Actually yes. It's about the size of a HAPPY FUN TIME CHAMBER OF JOY, but a little rounder around the edges.

Bloody hell. You know what? I think that the NOT TEDDY HIGH COMMAND is a bunch of idiots and i'll tell you another thing: they don't know I know this, but every night they put PUPPIES INTO BASKETS AND DELIVER THEM TO THE ELDERLY until they pass out!

 

[Aeson]

Hewwo Hive!

Is it hot in here?

 

[demiurge1138]

Bloody hell. You know what? I think that the NOT TEDDY HIGH COMMAND is a bunch of idiots and i'll tell you another thing: they don't know I know this, but every night they put PUPPIES INTO BASKETS AND DELIVER THEM TO THE ELDERLY until they pass out!

Puppies in baskets?! Does their iniquity know no bounds?!

 

[Aeson]

I'm free, I'm finally free!!!

Did you used to charge? I never pay for it.

 

[Ashwyn]

Let me guess. This HAPPY FUN TIME CHAMBER OF JOY, it has spikes of some sort, right? Perhaps some sort of ripping mechanism?

No. I do not know what you could be referring to. The happy fun time chamber of joy is a wonderful place, and I was very fortunate to be allowed to visit it for the past 60,000 years. I am a peacefull happy teddy, and I mean you no harm, nor do any of my brethren.