Daughter of the Female Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Kemrain]

It's easiest, I think, not to use pronouns at all.

And I dont' think Kemrain is really that offended.

Naw. Not really offended at all. He, she, sie, it, kemrain, just don't call me late for dinner. I get these hunger cramps, and then I get nauseous, and it's just bad...

- Kemrain the Full, Thankfully.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

It's a direction--meganward.

I am referring to two different actors. Magan Ward from PCU and Fred Ward from Tremors. Yeesh.

 

[Jdvn1]

I went to a party and jumped for joy. Joy moved and I hit the wall.

At the same party, we were all feeling merry. Mary got mad and left.

Nice. Man, that party had so much potential.

 

[Aeson]

Ok, um, I appreciate the sentiment.. I think.. But.. So not a platypus..

Oh, and you can just use gender neutral pronouns with me. He and She is replaced with Sie, and His and Her i replaced with Hir. Pronounced "See" and "Hear", basically. Works for me!

- Kemrain the Not a Platypus.

I will do my best to remember.

 

[Jdvn1]

Naw. Not really offended at all. He, she, sie, it, kemrain, just don't call me late for dinner. I get these hunger cramps, and then I get nauseous, and it's just bad...

- Kemrain the Full, Thankfully.

Sure thing, Latefo-- um, Kemrain.

 

[Kemrain]

It's a direction--meganward.

Toard the middle of my sister? Get it?! Her middle name is Meghan.. Heh.. eh...h... Right, I'll go crawl under a rock, now.

- Kemrain the Hiding.

 

[Jdvn1]

I am referring to two different actors. Magan Ward from PCU and Fred Ward from Tremors. Yeesh.

But that's much less amusing to me at the moment.

 

[reveal]

Toard the middle of my sister? Get it?! Her middle name is Meghan.. Heh.. eh...h... Right, I'll go crawl under a rock, now.

- Kemrain the Hiding.

Sheesh. And you said I was telling bad jokes.

 

[Kemrain]

Sure thing, Latefo-- um, Kemrain.

I'll SO revoke your 'My Hero' status, JDiv.. Don't even tempt me! I'll find someone else to spontaneously tell it to the man every time.. Just you see...

- Kemrain the Foo Fighter.

 

[Jdvn1]

Toard the middle of my sister? Get it?! Her middle name is Meghan.. Heh.. eh...h... Right, I'll go crawl under a rock, now.

- Kemrain the Hiding.

...Oh! Ri--yea--I just missed the 'h'--it's--okay, right. Make sure it's not too heavy a rock. Maybe a pebble? It's not that bad.

Spoiler

Yes it is.

Good try, though.