Daughter of the Female Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[reveal]

Can we put that on your tombstone along with the mushrooms and greenpeppers?

Mmmmmmmmm..... mushrooms..........

 

[Kemrain]

Probably because it was upside down and crooked.

.....

He doesn't get it.. He doesn't know why this might be the funniest thing he's ever said.. Don't laugh too hard....

- Kemrain the Hurting Hirself trying not to Laugh.

 

[Jdvn1]

Tune in next time as our intrepid heroes say things like:

Nurse: But Doctor, I've never done that with a tongue depressor!

Doctor: Really? What about this?

Nurse: Oh yeah, all the time.


and


Doctor: Nurse, this man is dying.

Nurse: What of, Doctor?

Doctor: He's lost his funk.

Nurse: *GASP* You don't mean?

Doctor: Yes. He's defunktified.

What time?! What channel?! I must have more of The Inane Doctor and Nurse Show!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Doctor: Yes. He's defunktified.

I once knew a man the died of defunkification. He gave his funk to fill mine. I certainly miss him.

 

[Jdvn1]

Probably because it was upside down and crooked.

My J is a 7 in disguise...

 

[reveal]

Pfft, what do you know? Only guys have units.

- Jdvn1 the Too Many Sevens.

Only on Wednesdays.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Mmmmmmmmm..... mushrooms..........

All hail skoidberg!

 

[Jdvn1]

.....

He doesn't get it.. He doesn't know why this might be the funniest thing he's ever said.. Don't laugh too hard....

- Kemrain the Hurting Hirself trying not to Laugh.

It's better that way.

 

[Kemrain]

Only on Wednesdays.

So, on Sunday you're a girl, on wednesday you're a guy... What are you the rest of the time?

- Kemrain the Terribly Amused.

 

[reveal]

My J is a 7 in disguise...

You're a seven in disguise
Oh yes you are
A seven in disguise