Goldmoon
First Post
xmanii said:Fairly certain about it
Thought I had the Dragon magazine archive installed on this computer, but I don't, so I can't really check.
Where can I get that?
xmanii said:Fairly certain about it
Thought I had the Dragon magazine archive installed on this computer, but I don't, so I can't really check.
darth xanthor said:Thanks alot for the suggestions.
Are they any more ideas of thinks that could be made from a dead dragon?
lukelightning said:I just say dragon corpses expode in a terrifyingly PC-unfriendly manner. Bwahahahaha!
Old Drew Id said:This situation always makes me think of this song (kudos to anyone who recognizes the source without googling the lyrics)
Dragons.
"List of useful parts:
Claws, ears, tongue."
Hey, this could be
a very profitable business.
There are so many cures
from bits of dragon.
Dragon whiskers
Dragon toes
A dragon tooth
And a dragon nose
Every little piece
Every little piece
We could make a million
by slicing him, dicing him
Hoagy, we could sell
every little shell
There's enough of him
to go around
Money, money, money
by the pound
Every little piece
Every little piece
I can take a scissor
and clip him up, rip him up
Every little part
is a work of art
Think of what
a dragon heart would bring
Wrapped up in a ribbon
and a string
Dragon liver
can cure a cold
Dragon powder grows hair
[Gasping]
With dragon blood
you'll never grow old
Every item
is covered with gold
Every item
is covered with gold
Every little piece
Every little piece
Dragon, you're my wagon to destiny
you're the key
Every little shred
moving me ahead
Every dream of mine
will be fulfilled
Oh, what a dragon business
we can build
Dragon cartilage
keeps you thin
Dragon fat is for burns
[Gasping]
A dragon tear will
clear up your skin
Watch the profits
come rolling in
Watch the profits
come rolling in
Every little piece
Every little crease
Oh, lead me to the dragon
I'll buy him up, tie him up
Drag him from the cave
Show him that I'm brave
I'll bind him up
Grind him up
Lop him up
Chop him up
Can't you hear
that jingle-jangle sound
Oh yeah
It's money money, money by the pound
*had other thoughts but thought it best not to air them in polite company* Or violate Grandma Eric Noah's rules.![]()