"You're grasping at straws, seeking any excuse to sate your hunger for death. This buffoon," she indicated the fat guard,
"deserves not your compassion and I suspect he means as little to you as he does to me. He's a means to an end, nothing more. I do, however, see no need to kill him. It would be a great boon to this kingdom to do so and I have not yet a reason to lend his king my aid. Or to ease the troubles of the unfortunate soldiers under his command" She casts a commiserating glance at the troops behind the officer.
She smiles, studying Dizzy intently.
"You, however, intrigue me. Your nature, the nature of your curse and all your odd little quirks are simply fascinating. I will not kill you unless I have to."
Why was she even considering this? The situation was more than interesting, she dared say it was unique. But that also made it uniqely absurd. She was returned to life on some backwater Prime, surrounded by legends of considerable power. One of them a devil-tainted bloodthirsty beast intent on her life, another a paladin intent on mediation with a demon. And now, it seemed they would all allow themselves to be arrested by some dretch in human skin and brought before his petty king.
She laughs and turns to Kayla,
"It is far too soon to discuss the merits of the Law in these lands, though I do believe we can judge the merits of at least one of its enforcers." One of her eyebrows rises slightly.
"No matter, this is amusing if nothing else."
She turns to the pompous fat little man,
"Very well. Direct us to your rightful king, so we can judge the merits of him and his law in person."
"And you?" she speaks telepathically to the Vampire.
"Will you follow this motley company of fools, or must you first slake your thirst?"
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ooc: She's tries to get on the guards good side (hinting it would be in everyone's best interest if they got rid of their commander)
Edit: The diplomacy check is on all the guards, including the officer (I can't edit the text with the dice roll). Hopefully he'll see what a burden he is to his country and kill himself. (what can I say, he's annoying

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