Dear god...I'M A MUNCHKIN!!!!

Lord Ravinous

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I didn't realize it until this morning while reading Eternalknight's thread on Munchkinism where I saw a definition of Munchkinism...the fact that I am the most powerful person in the group and that I use that power to hold sway in the "governing" of the other party members makes me a Munchkin. Simply because my character knows he's the best choice for the position and his plan's have never gotten more than one PC killed at a time. And the fact that I would use feeblemind and a Quickened Bestow Curse on another player that was Dominated by a Vampire instead of killing the poor smuck. And angers one of the group's "tanks" because of the fact that i could easily wipe our advisaries with a couple well planned spells, which he's claims I make him useless or un-needed. That makes me a bad person and is grounds for flogging.
 
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Lord Ravinous I feel your pain.

But look on the brigthter side of life the other players know not to push your character around or the last thing they will see is you cleaveing there heads off! :D
 


Forsaken One
But look on the brigthter side of life the other players know not to push your character around or the last thing they will see is you cleaveing there heads off!

Basicly, in the beginning (2e) I was the little Necromancer who's best spell was Chill Touch who had basicly no impact on the group, and now I am the Master(quoted after James Earl Jones).

Dinkeldog
I'm glad your having fun. Doesn't sound like the other people in the group are, but you're the important one.

Thats what I keep telling them, but it don't seem to seep in.
 

Lord Ravinous said:
my character knows he's the best choice for the position and his plan's have never gotten more than one PC killed at a time.

This is too good a quote to pass up... into the keep file it goes.
 


The Academy of Gaming Sciences will be contacting you soon for the address to send the Golden Troll statuette to. :)
 



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