Death by cow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jeph]

Try Polymorph Any Object to make the cow a breadcrum, then use the breadcrum in the stuffing of the turkey, or just put it on a normal piece of bread.

Presto, chango!

"AAAAAAAAAAAA"

"whatever happened to Lord Evilishness"

"Why, I do believe his abdomen has taken on a rather bovine shape, eh wot?"

heh heh heh.

-no restrictions from Polymorph other.
-All one minute piece, so can't be seperated (and therefore rebovineified) easily.
-undetectable.

One perfect dinnerparty assasination!

 

[Jeph]

Oh, and Meepo, my players prefer trout. You can't imagine how mad I was when he polymorphed the boss of my dungoen into a trout!

He did the same things with the Otyughs, the *other* dragon, the dire bear. . .

It sure is fun though!

-Jeph

 

[Xarlen]

I don't think you can wildshape into something bigger then the space you're allready in. Otherwise, we bring up the Shapechange spell and 'I turn into a flee, fly into the dragon's ear, and turn into a rock!"

 

[Corlon]

Jeph, its not troy saying that, its crow (or tom, I can't remember)

yes, this is utterly rediculous, but hey!

and Jeph, as someone said earlier, by the time you get polymorph object, you have more diabolic ways to kill someone (at least I hope you do)

 

[Jeph]

But not *near* as funny!