Defenders of Daybreak Fans: What's your favorite quote?

[Sialia]

This is for a fun & cool project I'm thinking of doing. I'm looking for the all time top ten best short pithy things that have been said in Piratecat's Storyhour, or the Early Years, or The Thread That Must Not Be Named.

By "pithy" I mean not more than a dozen words. The shorter the better.

Thanks!

 

[Happy Funball]

This is for a fun & cool project I'm thinking of doing. I'm looking for the all time top ten best short pithy things that have been said in Piratecat's Storyhour, or the Early Years, or The Thread That Must Not Be Named.

By "pithy" I mean not more than a dozen words. The shorter the better.

Thanks!

There are definitely a lot, but my current favorite is in today's update. To paraphrase, Eve (KidC's new character) ask's Agar "Is it always like this?" and he responds "No, generally chairs don't try to kill us."

I can even see the derranged halfling deadpanning that line.

 

[weiknarf]

“I want to get on the brain!” It’s like a pony, [Mara] thinks to herself, only squishier.

and

Velendo is yelling himself hoarse. “Do not climb on the brain!”

 

[spyscribe]

My nominations:

1. Sir Malachite: "I'll suffer no evil to live. But I will taunt it." With or without Nolin's follow-up taunt, "We have your bra!"

2. Tao (paraphrasing Velendo): "Oh no, I'm not enchanted at all, oh no, not one little bit, hey, where's my arm?"

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Valendo's "Do not climb on the brain!" is my favorite.

 

[Len]

Dread night snos!