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<blockquote data-quote="Malachei" data-source="post: 5384708" data-attributes="member: 38657"><p>The small figure looks in shock at the half-elf, not so much at the news of Elminster, the trusted one, having left, but first and foremost, at being called a halfling. Most gnomish insults -- and there were many indeed -- were using funny words, such as <em>strawberrybrain</em>, <em>donkeysense</em> or <em>buttermind</em>. Some were downright rude, as in <em>trollface</em> or <em>dwarffingers</em>. But to be called a <em>halfling</em>, oh my, that was another matter altogether. Stomping his foot, the small one looks up with what he thinks would be a grim face, and growls <span style="color: Royalblue">"Half-what? Me? Half-yourself! Pardonnez-moi, pinned ranger, I did not come here all the way to parley with people who portray me as a pursecutter. You must be pretty blind,"</span> and here he extends an index finger and moves it left and right in front of the guard's eyes, <span style="color: royalblue">"please see a doctor for your pupils."</span> </p><p></p><p>Then he clears his throat, and simply states, <span style="color: royalblue">"Probably her majesty's tempers pale in comparison to Plueperry, eh, Blueberry, my old rabbit friend. Après-vous, if you can see the path..."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Malachei, post: 5384708, member: 38657"] The small figure looks in shock at the half-elf, not so much at the news of Elminster, the trusted one, having left, but first and foremost, at being called a halfling. Most gnomish insults -- and there were many indeed -- were using funny words, such as [i]strawberrybrain[/i], [i]donkeysense[/i] or [i]buttermind[/i]. Some were downright rude, as in [i]trollface[/i] or [i]dwarffingers[/i]. But to be called a [i]halfling[/i], oh my, that was another matter altogether. Stomping his foot, the small one looks up with what he thinks would be a grim face, and growls [color=Royalblue]"Half-what? Me? Half-yourself! Pardonnez-moi, pinned ranger, I did not come here all the way to parley with people who portray me as a pursecutter. You must be pretty blind,"[/color] and here he extends an index finger and moves it left and right in front of the guard's eyes, [color=royalblue]"please see a doctor for your pupils."[/color] Then he clears his throat, and simply states, [color=royalblue]"Probably her majesty's tempers pale in comparison to Plueperry, eh, Blueberry, my old rabbit friend. Après-vous, if you can see the path..."[/color] [/QUOTE]
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