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Hundred thousand years of edition wars

I was reading an edition war thread on another forum and got so brainnumbingly bored by it that I finally decided to sort out my dads VHS collection and burn it to a harddrive (which I'd promised to do anyway).

So, I was doing that when I came across Mission Impossible. The original series. And I remembered how dad and his brother used to argue about which version was better, the 1966 or the 1988.

And then:

- Somewhere in the past there are two Roman soldiers, arguing about whether the Pompeii Gladius is better than the Hispanic Gladius. Who are then joined by a third praising the longer reach of the Spatha.

- Shang Dynasty generals arguing about whether Sun Bin's Art of War is an improvement over Sun Tzu's, or just useless copypasta. And a captain who thinks Jiang Ziya's Six Secret Teachings is much more useful.

- Neanderthals in a fight over whether to use oval rocks, or sharp rocks. "No. Ogg use square rock!" "Not for long square if keep banging it like that!"
 


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