"Hey! Don't yell at me! I warn you, I keep on retainer over 600 pounds of attorney, over 300 of it one very irate Filipino!" He glances at them. "What's going on here? Why are two FBI agents knocking down doors in the middle of nowhere? I demand answers! The nation demands answers!" His hand goes to his pocket, following which he yanks out his wallet. "I'm with the press!"