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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Golden Bee" data-source="post: 9669660" data-attributes="member: 7041055">Reds’ Wedding.“Of course, I think he's a good fit”, said Fabian Ivanov. “I always hoped you'd find a husband you couldn't kill.”Sept 1, 1935, Islamorada in the Florida Keys.PFC Gus Perkins was really bringing down the mood at JP Diamond’s bachelor party, talking about the attack on the Bonus Army by the US government.The Tibetan spirit of Brooklyn didn't want to hear it.The room agreed with Steel Eagle. Best man Jack Calvert says he has a surprise, if everyone will follow him down to the beach…***A few miles away, bride-to-be Semya Ivanova & co. are on a booze cruise. Maid of honor Zelda Saeki’s hired a Russian folk band to play on the ship while the gals drink vodka shots, smoke cigars, and eat Key Lime Pie. The 5-piece band (“Strigoi”) is a Russian klezmer outfit, and their music starts to get worse… Because the seas are getting choppy.The boat heads in a little early, and arrives on the beach, where someone is setting up a big magic show! The parties merge as gorgeous women twirl swords and breathe fire. Thaza O’Rourke, the show-off raised by apes, flips around the high wires and start showing off. Out comes the main attraction: “The Astounding Arthur.” Devi, who is paying for the whole wedding, challenges him, they wind up locked in battle of wills briefly. It’s all in good fun, until the other part of the act comes out… Arthur’s twin brother, the Amazing Anthony! Ever since JP ruined his act in Baltimore, he’s been eager for revenge. Which he just might get, with his army of deadly carnies!Arthur and his dark carnival take on half the squad, with Anthony facing our heroes of the week: JP, Semya, Thaza, Zelda, and Professor Winston Callahan. Anthony tries to hypnotize JP. Semya overcomes it with a sensitive premarital manipulation. Thaza, who always keeps a spear on her, is able to keep the sword spinners away… but Callahan makes the big difference. First, he makes his way to the stage, and creates a crude hose system. Despite his misgivings, he decides to use the water barrel as a source instead of the torch fuel! Zelda ably aims the hose, rendering the fire spitters helpless. Semya strolls like a revenant down the beach, intimidating a group of carnies back to their senses. Callahan, dodging swords, searches his mental library. It turns out hypnotism is based on respect and hierarchy. So JP grabs Anthony… and Zelda slams him in the face with the last Key Lime Pie! The crowd cheers, and nobody has to be shot or stabbed. What a fun party! ***The revelers return to the hotel. Semya has her first on-screen meeting with her commanding officer, Colonel Vadim Tikhonovich Dyshekov, who praises her success and gives her his grandmother’s earrings to wear.***It is supposed to be about a 6 hour voyage from Islamorada to Key West via ferry. However, the party wakes up the next morning.(Labor Day) to find that overnight, the Coast Guard has advised everyone to stay out of the water.Worse, the colonel and Cousin Clara are missing from breakfast. Semya knocks on the door of her commanding officer, and he greets her with a pistol to the face. He’s paranoid: he doesn’t know what month it is. Last he knew he was in Science City 8... When shown the earrings, he tells her to destroy them – the earhooks are poisoned. He doesn’t recognize them as a family heirloom, and besides, giving such a thing to a top agent would be disrespectful.Meanwhile, police are in the lobby: a redheaded woman was seen at the telephone company last night, beating people up and smashing equipment. Cousin Clara has red hair… and her knuckles are suspiciously bruised.Florence and the band start playing in the lobby to distract the police. Semya, suspecting Clara’s dark passenger to be responsible, ties up her cousin and taunts her with food until Clara’s dark side emerges. The growling, snarling beast, HER, has no memory of such action. Thaza is shocked by this display. JP, wanting to send Clara back to normal, calls the lobby and requests “My Old Kentucky Home” be played into the phone. It works.The heroes soon discover that someone has sabotaged the radio in the hotel. The receptionist working that shift doesn’t remember seeing anyone do it, but thought that he saw…some kind of ghost…maybe it was just nighttime mist? He remembers feeling dizzy, and when he returned inside, it was nearly dawn, and the radio was destroyed. A jailhouse interview of the Amazing Brothers exonerates them: they were hired by the Green Gang for revenge on JP, for his actions in the adventure Shanghai Bullets!The players can't solve the mystery of the phone and radio destroyers, but they can help fix the machines. There’s something else to fix though: 300 WW1 veterans are camped along the northern Keys, building the Overseas Highway as part of Roosevelt’s New Deal legislation. (The Bonus Army has been put to work.) They’re supposed to be evacuated… But the train isn’t arriving until at least four, and the winds are way too dangerous already. The group sets to work, evacuating the man camp, building storm breaks, and reinforcing the hotel. Callahan repurposes the hotel’s sound system to create a bullhorn mobile, and Zelda uses her considerable charm (and the skills she learned as a General’s daughter) to coordinate the effort. The sky is dark, the rain nearly horizontal when the train arrives.  Everyone, drenched and exhausted, enters the train, and it begins moving back towards the safety of Miami…when Devika hits Thaza with the whammy!The ghostly possessor reveals herself, a spectral mist that used to be Abigail Thorndyke! (Last seen in The 500 Fingers of the Abomidable Dr P!) Formerly burnt and bedridden, she was promised a new lease on life by Captain Ivanova… but was instead transferred to Science City Eight. There, her body was destroyed but her spirit lived on, and she swore revenge!The captain laughed.She called over her fiancé, and began making out with him as the soldiers cheered. Abigail howled with undying fury, which gave Zelda the opportunity to open a window… sucking the spectre outside into the hurricane!The groups victory was short-lived, however, as a few miles later, the train was knocked off the track by a giant wave!***The night was damp and unpleasant, but the heavy train stayed on its side. The next morning, the sound of loud rotors filled the air… and guess who came to the rescue? Semya’s least favorite person, millionaire Rafe Lancaster, with his girlfriend Lillian and an experimental airplane filled with supplies!The Communist part of the wedding party had to be restrained as Rafe explained his magnanimity. (Turns out he had been called by a certain Indian millionaire.) Callahan flew Semya and the Soviets to Key West, while Rafe transported the others.Key West was much softer-hit than Islamorada, so the wedding could proceed as planned. There was some beach cleaning to be done, sure, but more importantly there were two surprise guests: Semya’s parents, snuck out of the Soviet Union by Devi! In rehearsed English, they explained how excited they were to meet Joe Diamond, and invite him into their family. (A big step up from the first time he entered the campaign, as a drugged zombie interrupting a nightclub show.)The officiant was busy elsewhere, so Ernest Hemingway volunteered. Luckily, Florence’s agent Bert “the Beast” Wilde was drafted instead.Semya was a vision in her traditional red wedding dress. Tango the parrot, dressed in a tuxedo, delivered the rings down the aisle (and, having been raised in a tavern, interrupted the “does anyone object” part with a swearword.) After dancing to the new hit song “Cheek to Cheek”, it was time for speeches, and the best one was delivered by Ernest.The New Orleans-style wedding cake was filled with fortunes, which were generally benevolent except for Zelda drawing The Tower. Uh oh.Elsewhere, spy Krystal Wolf stole Rafe’s experimental airplane and presumably flew it to Germany… Hopefully, the Diamondova’s honeymoon would be less eventful.</blockquote>

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