Dire rats not as mean as previously presumed

[Gentlegamer]

Does the rat taste good?

Those rats may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'm not gonna eat one.

 

[Wycen]

That crazy mofo was petting it!

 

[El Mahdi]

That crazy mofo was petting it!

See, that's what happens when a healthy dose of fear and respect is lacking ... incessant and inapropriate petting.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Those rats may be cuddly, but the vicious Capybara, the Real Life Dire Rat, not only can swallow a child whole, but he has atrocious table manners, laughs when he sees people get hit in the testicles, and has a closet full of nazi paraphenalia.

CAPYBARAS! Nature's super-jerks!

 

[Umbran]

(* CMF - cute mega-fauna....)

Well, while it is giant for a rat, I don't think that anything under a meter long and under 2 kg is going to qualify as "mega-"anything. Elephants, rhinos, and bears may be megafauna, but not that critter.

He's just macro, not mega. Unless you expose him to some radiation or something, and he starts moderating messageboards....

 

[El Mahdi]

... Unless you expose him to some radiation or something, and he starts moderating messageboards....

Hulk Angry! ... Hulk BAN!

 

[Korgoth]

How long 'till I can buy one at Petsmart (or is that Pestmart)? I want.

His name will be Skaven.