DM in a jam

[Duenta]

nice

Curse scrolls that send them to (insert location here).

I have the end all be all "scrolls of send you here" infact it has been a running gag in my homegrown world. Ive had it since I was a player playing with my Mom and Dad Its called Scroll of knock da' fu*k out it is found in an ornate box that must be opened (for coverting to 3rd it is a DC 50 Will) once opend and read (DC 50 will) the scroll knocks the player out (no player has been able to read past the first line which states simply Goodnight) a D20 is then rolled to see how high one falls on to the Island of Panama Jack, as for those who suggested that I quit my job and work full time on this project I have the advanage of haveing made my own world including but not limited to cosmology, Gods and dimigods and how they enter act with the people that serve them and how they interact with eachother including detailed backstories and other information similer to the deites and dimigods by WOTC before it was availible, maps of major cities, villiages, and the like. maps of the island and several other islands that are still in the works, the people that populate the world from the village idot to the Kingpriest of Alaman there is detial enough on this stupid setting to make most people wonder if i had a life as a child. It kinda hurts to think about all the time and effort I have put into this and that only a handfull of people have played the damn thing. LOL...i do understand that players come and go however the people I currently play with have been with me for 4 and half years now and doesnt look like they are going anywhere anytime soon. Thanks for the lycanthrop idea its sure to give my Rogue a good WTF face. Now the Githyanki invasion sounds great...i just wish the Gith were like they were in 2nd edition somthing to be very afrade of even more so than the most bad ass creature in the monster manual. I do have a few things however that I can throw at them such as a Jakar, its a very very very evil creature now most likely I wont use this abomanation but it makes for a good hook for the epic levels anyway this long ass reply was just to say thanks for the ideas I dont know how it got so outta controll.