DnD Images: The MST3K treatment

[demiurge1138]

Step 1) Find an image from the DnD book of your choice.
Step 2) Post it.
Step 3) Post below it a silly, sarcastic, mocking, etc, commentary.

Example:

Live, from the Infinite Layers of the Abyss, it's Bowling! With! Bodyparts!

Now, will this take off, or will it sink faster than the Edmund Fitzgerald?

Demiurge out.

 

[Ravellion]

"Public Service Announcement: This clearly illustrates what can happen if too many people in a city forego cleaning their basements. Do you want your home to walk off to a low land value area? Make sure you keep your basement clean and avoid the evolution of big footed creatures."

 

[Bloodstone Mage]

I might be the only one who finds this funny...

Oh well...

No springs! *Whistle*

 

[Gnarlo]

As he desperately clenched his buttocks, Laxamir realized that he'd made a mistake having the 3rd bean burrito.

 

[Gnarlo]

It was a sad, weekly routine: all his friends leaving in embarrassment when DM Dan finally had one too many and insisted on everyone watching his "Basic Instinct" impersonation...

 

[Belphanior]

Warning: pickpockets!
Remember that thieves can strike anywhere at any time, even in dungeons.



AND

Not unlike kangaroos, the female Devourers are known to carry their young in a special pouch in their abdomen.


ALSO

Like most short-lived relationships, Johny just thought she had nice legs at first, but ended up wanting more personal space.


FINALLY...

And this is your brain on drugs!

 

[Belphanior]

A computer analysis on what Micheal Jackson would have looked like today, had he not received plastic surgery.


PLUS

Only now Harry Potter realizes that hunting demons for "phat lewt and xp!" was something best left to grown-ups.


AND ONE MORE

Guinness Book of Records: most blatant case of a rail-roading DM punishing the PCs for not sticking to the storyline.

 

[Desdichado]

"I am your singing telegram."

 

[Sam]

As he desperately clenched his buttocks, Laxamir realized that he'd made a mistake having the 3rd bean burrito.

Aw man. Now I need a new keyboard. This one's got coffee all over it! That was LOL funny!

 

[Belphanior]

"Will you kids just shut up?! Some people have to work in the morning!"

Showing off your deodorant won't win you any friends, no matter how fresh it smells.

Archeologists have discovered that prehistoric gamers also stacked up their D6s into dangerously wobbly towers when they got bored.

Fight off the signs of old age with new Oil of Olaz. Because you're worth it.

Oh no, don't worry miss Ling. That helmet doesn't make you look ridiculous at all...