Do Gnome Farmers need love too?

[Prince Atom]

This has P-kat's feline stink all over it . . .

"P-Kat -- I thought I smelled your stench the moment I was brought on board."



Don't worry -- just appease the Gnomes of Zurich and everything will be fine.

Oh -- you didn't know they ran extortion rings? Haven't you been reading "Phil and Dixie?"

TWK
"Knights of the Dinner Table" -- Funny how they ain't in this magazine no more, huh?

 

[Krug]

When Gnome Farmers need love, they grow it. ahem.

Oh yeah or they turn to this...

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/a/l/almira/gnome.gif.html

PS: and what kinda ability score bonuses do gummis have??

 

[Azure Trance]

I wonder why PCat uses Gnomes. Sure, I mean, their Gnomes, a common sight in gardens all throughout America and perhaps the world - but it's a D&D site - why not use Kender instead? Lack of ridiculous photos, perhaps?

 

[alsih2o]

multignoming? wow, it has gone from a virus-like happening to a wormlike happening...makes me nervous

 

[jgbrowning]

I'm just waiting for the time Airwolf does something to Pkitty and those babes in his sig suddenly resemble...


gnomes.



joe b.

 

[baradtgnome]

so misunderstood.

 

[Impeesa]

PS: and what kinda ability score bonuses do gummis have??

Well, that one there has a pretty hefty armor bonus, and probably a good-sized natural armor bonus too (given how long it's been sitting on my shelf stuck full of thumbtacks - don't ask). As far as offense goes... not much, I'm guessing. Unless you actually tried to eat it.

--Impeesa--

 

[Dagger75]

But just remeber you can only gnomed once. (I hope) Just pray its like chicken pox, once you get the gnomes you are immune for life. Just don't scratch them when they itch, or if you like gnomes they might like it if you scratch them.


Plus I think Clay-man has his finger prints on the drive by gnomings as well, not just the p-kitty

 

[Timothy]

Offcourse, I have to blame Garyh as well for the gnoming, and he's just been modded....

 

[Tsyr]

As a representative of G.A.G., I must protest the anti-gnome feelings being put forth in this thread...

Furthermore, if you feel your gnomes are being unfairly treated as a result of race, height, nose size, or hat choice, you can contact G.A.G. at 555-WE-GNOME, or through the adress listed below, and we will look into the case.