I think Dakkareth and I share the same philosophy on drinking - I like to maintain control of my mental faculties.
I got drunk once. It was three-sheets to the wind, nearly unconscious drunk. I didn't fool around. I even threw up some black stuff - probably part of my lung. It was horrible. I did it once, I think just to say that I did it once. I'll never do it again.
For the most part, I hate the taste of beer, though I realize that not all beer is alike. I just don't have the patience or budget to try all the kinds of beer in the world, so for now, "I hate beer" will just have to do.
I do on occasion buy some wine coolers, and will drink those from time to time. But that's about the extent of it. If I'm at a place like a comedy club that has a drink minimum, I usually order a Tom Collins. It's like alchololic lemonade. At one time I had the stuff at home to make those myself, but that was a very rare thing to drink one.