Do you have kids of your own?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Do they count as my own if I catch them snacking on the gingerbread walls of my house?

 

[Umbran]

Did not vote. All my kids have four legs and fur.

Same, at the moment.
Have also had scales, with four or no legs.

 

[Umbran]

Do they count as my own if I catch them snacking on the gingerbread walls of my house?

Only if you figure "possession is nine-tenths of the law" applies to people.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Only if you figure "possession is nine-tenths of the law" applies to people.

The walls are like flypaper, once the kids start licking the frosting. There's definitely possession at that point.

 

[Belen]

We have 2. A 13 year son old an and an almost 8 year old daughter.

We wanted 1 more but we got too old.

 

[trappedslider]

Sadly with Jerry Springer dying I will never know.....

You mean Maury Povich? He's the one who did the whole "You're the father/ the lie detector said that was a lie"

 

[Gradine]

When my wife was pregnant a bunch of people would ask me "What do you want?" with it being very strongly implied they were asking if I wanted a boy or a girl. My answer would always be the same: "A nerd."

Joke's on them because the actual answer to that question has turned out to be "no" but my answer also turned out correct.

 

[Willie the Duck]

"of your own"
No, I keep raising everyone else's.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

You mean Maury Povich? He's the one who did the whole "You're the father/ the lie detector said that was a lie"

Jerry was where your kids would throw a chair at your face on camera.

 

[Morrus]

For the purposes of this question children means non-pet/fur babies. But actual human kids.

Do you?