A new leader?
"You should be leading this rabble, your power is unmatched, yet you secret me away like an embarrassment."
"This rabble is much more fun to watch while I'm not in a position of responsibility."
"Yet you teach them so much of their folly, not like the minotaur, who's constantly making excuses for why he can't get the job done."
"I fear they won't follow me, there's no love loss with them."
"That's why you need me, I can show how to make them bow, make them open their eyes and see the light that you can bring them to."
"I have no sway with the giants, they look upon me as a snack, or something to wipe off of the bottom of their shoe."
"Simpletons, they lack any kind of direction in life. Allow me to extend a hand and guide them down the path of glory."
"What about the rest of the minotaurs, they simply will not allow a foreigner to take charge."
"Then Paquito will need to be eliminated."
"I am not a murderer."
"Who said anything about murder? Is it murder if a man is told to fetch a rope and falls into a pit and dies? Is it murder if a man dies while defending another? Certainly not and there's no need for you to soil your hands with the deed. The big one, Gronar, maybe his swings a little erratic one day, certainly not your fault if Paquito is in the way. Or the paranoid one, Finrod, is it your fault if he believes Paquito to be a shapechanger and strikes him down? The pillars have already been set within each of them, one must merely nudge them and the whole structure will collapse."
"What is it you do?"
"I nudge people."
"What shall I call you?"
"Call me the hand that guides."
"Who do you think will require the least nudging?"
"All in good time, for now, let's go see the new one, Gorfine, he has potential."
Lothred tucked the metal stick safely back into his backpack. Even though it was well out of sight, it still spoke to him almost constantly. What was once an odd whisper while alone, was now a raging debate in his head. Lothred had easily won the first debates, but these later ones weren't so decisive.
In fact Lothred chalked this latest one up as a draw, while the item made quite a few good points, Lothred intended to ignore it and engage his free will to show he was still the one in control. The item of course knew it had already won, when it first spoke to Lothred and he didn't get rid of the item. The beast knew then that it's immortal patience would bear fruit.
The following morning Paquito gathered the party for another excursion below.
"Didn't we kill Taurranous again?" Luciann asked, annoyed at having to go so far down in the dirt again.
"We must make sure the umber hulks are dead. No?" Paquito explained.
"Can't your tribe take care of them now, seems like they were winning if Taurranous didn't show up." Lothred spoke
"You don't have to come then, stay here, plant some mushrooms, eat roasted mole. Then try to leave with half of Mirwood pointing arrows of oppugnant slaying at you. No?"
Bah, elves. Paquito and the giants could wipe them out if they were even slightly motivated
"Ha! Elves, tree fairies with pointed sticks, come on you could wipes out an entire barracks with your bad breath alone, and don't get me started on what an angry Gronar could do with a brigade of elves charging him." Lothred spoke
"Yes, Gronar make pillow out of soft green elfys." The giant's words made Luciann and Finrod uncomfortable.
"Why would you even suggest such a horrible course of action, he'd be cut down before he took two steps into the daylight." Lothred replied referring to Gronar
Ah, but at least he'd have tried
"But, at least he'd go down facing and knowing his enemy on the battlefield, not in these cramped tunnels that offer no room for a proper swing of a sword." Lothred countered
"What you're suggesting is suicide, you want him dead?" Luciann challenged
but where do the loyalties of Finrod lie?
"I suggest we put Finrod on the top step and see if he gets shot at." Lothred offers
"What! Are you trying to get me killed too?" Finrod demands
"Enough of this! The umber hulks await. No?"
The conversation quieted down and before long was nearly forgotten as the party traversed the dark beyond the room where Taurranous' body lie rotting. The party came upon a small cavern on natural rock, stalagmites and stalactites offered good cover to anyone or anything which might have designs on an ambush.
there are creatures afoot
"I don't like this, smells like a trap. Maybe we should try a few ranged attacks through the room just to be sure." Lothred offered
"What? Are you psychic now, I don't want to be wasting spells because your ear twitched the wrong way in the breeze out of Gronar's backend." Ratchet retorted
A streak of flame erupted from a nearby stalagmite, bursting across the chest of Omar and dropping the dwarf to one knee.
"Ambush!" Lothred shouted and pointed his staff at the direction of where the flame originated and called forth an acid blast to drench the area. Nothing moved.
The group moved to take up defensive positions within the cavern, and as they did so, the walls behind them crumbled as a group of umber hulks tore into the cavern. Paquito whirled and shot off a scorching ray, in his haste to call forth his power, he failed to aim properly and blasted the roof of the cavern above his target's head.
Gronar and Korg made short work of the four that appeared behind them, then another gout of flame erupted in the cavern filling the space with fire and force. The party recoiled from the ground zero fireball.
"Find the source of that magic. No?" Both Lothred and Paquito said in unison, so that it sounded as if Paquito was responding to Lothred rather than merely ending his sentence.
The floor and walls shook and melted away as more umber hulks poured into the cavern. Paquito fired off another scorching ray and this time blasted a stalactite to rubble. "This things have spell resistance. No?"
There were two voices laughing hysterically at Paquito's ineffectual attack, and they both were inside Lothred's mind.
The rest of the party took care of the new umber hulk arrivals fairly easily, Paquito kept his eyes scanning the cavern looking for signs of the spellcaster that had made this attack far harder than it should have been, as he brought his around he caught a shimmer near the opposite wall of the cavern.
"There!" Paquito shouted as the party's attention was draw to where Paquito indicated, the large shimmer moved along the wall and escaped down a dark tunnel to the north.
Paquito and Korg raced to the tunnel the shimmering form had retreated into, soon followed by the rest of the party.