Don't Panic! (OT Advice Thread)

[der_kluge]

Advice I gave to someone Friday night:

"If someone shoots you, don't just stand there, move."

We were playing Unreal Tournament 2003.

Some other good advice, "when using the rocket launcher, aim at the ground, because even if you miss them, they'll take damage from the blast".

Good, sound advice.

 

[Zub]

Don't eat the brown acid!

 

[dave_o]

"Be excellent to each other." - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey



This thread turned out way nice.

 

[Steverooo]

The "Easy Way Out" isn't.

The Truth is out there. Find Him.

 

[Steverooo]

Well, puppies and kittens attract Djetas... Djetas can sense puppies and kittens from miles away. Djetas love puppies and kittens...

I used to share my house with 13 cats, of various ages... (no, I am not an old woman, thank you! It started with one Mamma cat, who jumped through a broken garage window, one snowy winter morning... Eventually, we found out that she was... expecting. Then she had kitties, and the kitties had kitties, and...)

Anyway, "my cats" came when called, shook hands, and sat in your lap, "Mraowing" for attention (and refusing to be ignored!) when you were depressed/upset.

Anyone who tells you that you can't train a cat doesn't love cats!

 

[Steverooo]

"watch your back, conserve ammo, and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon"

Shadowrunner!

"Choose your enemies wisely."

"Being armed is a risk I'm willing to take!" - Han Solo

"I was beginning to think that all Humans were fools." - Dracula, after being shot with a wooden bullet by Sherlock Holmes.

"If you're going to make someone lick your boots, you might as well make them start with the bottoms." - Paranoia.

 

[Nareau]

Remember that 99% of everything sucks.

Stop complaining.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't believe everything you hear.

Format your hard drive every 6 months.

Don't do anything that you'll regret. Don't regret anything that you do.

Being a minor sucks. Don't do anything really stupid until you're out of highschool.

An it harm none, do what ye will.

 

[Dispater]

here's one:

"dont listen to people's advices"

 

[tburdett]

My own version: Do unto others as they would do unto you, but do it first.

That fits right in with my, "Do unto others before they have a chance to do unto you!"

 

[TracerBullet42]

here's one:

"dont listen to people's advices"

aka - "Don't trust what anyone tells you....especially this!"

"Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff."

"The key to being right is to just be incredibly vague."

"Always have a quarter in your pocket. A coin flip can make the most interesting decisions."

"Women....can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts." (NORM!)

"When in doubt, blame the guy who doesn't speak the language."

"The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

Oh, I could go on for hours....but, well...I don't want to.