Don't You Hate It When...

[Drowbane]

...Every Drow you meet is a CG ranger...

People like to smack on Drizzt.

Of all the Drow PCs and NPCs I've seen in the past 15+ yrs, none of them have been angsty twin-scimitar wielding rangers... except Drizzt (and our high lvl party killed him by mistake. )

 

[Pbartender]

Don’t you hate it when…

Your 10-foot pole won't touch you with itself.

 

[mythusmage]

...the mysterious stranger keeping tabs on you for the first twenty years of your life did so because he had the wrong address.

 

[Dog Moon]

...people think yer red cause you accidentally put Rouge on your character sheet instead of Rogue.

 

[Presto2112]

Don’t you hate it when…

Don’t you hate it when…

You wish that you knew where your Ring of Wishes was

What would REALLY suck would be if it was on your other finger and you said this. I"it's on your left hand." "WHAT?! But I thought... DAMN!!!!!"