know what Bill Gates did, last Friday the 13th the ^&*!&^%!%%!!!!
Merry Christmas to all of you who are forced to use, or have to use Micro$oft products.
Here's a cautionary tale in the form of humerous sarcastic text, ala, Acelin's recent email
troubles.
T'was not the night before Xmas, and all through the house, you could hear Wolf a ranting -
and then fled his spouse. When all of a sudden, the dark lupine roars -
BILL GATES UP
THE AS*terik, with A DIL*bert from Santa Claus!
[Editor's Note: The email needless to say was not edited]
And so it was that Wolf discovered the joys of the ominous foreshadowed day known as
Friday the 13th.
PC, "Hello Wolf, it's the day before Friday the 13th, but somewhere in the world it's Friday the
13th already - I'm sure of it!"
Wolf, "Huh? excuse me? what? has your clock gone wrong?"
PC, "Oh that does it!!! you can say goodbye to ICQ for that, mongoloid!"
ICQ.EXE has generated a fault, and will have to be closed by windows.
PC, "HAHAHAHAH!"
Wolf, "Great, I'll just try and restart it."
WAOL.EXE has generated a fault and will have to be shut down.
And so one by one, all Wolf's programs, crash...uhoh.
PC, "Neener, you didn't like that did you?"
Wolf, "Ok, you give me back my ICQ or I'll sledgehammer you good!"
PC, "OOps, did your AOL files become corrupted?"
Wolf, "WTF????"
PC, "Oh sorry, must shutdown now..." *BLACK SCREEN* *RESTART*
Wolf tries to run AOL.
Windows crashed deader than a doornail.
!
Restore from backup.
PC, "Ok we're back in windows, but guess what? SURPRISE!!! AOL still doesn't work, and
now I crash again!" *BLACK SCREEN* *RESTART*
Wolf begins to froth at the mouth.
What followed were 3 seperate repairs of win2000xpPro to no avail...finally when all
seemed lost, windows repaired itself - but the PC had another EVIL trick up his sleeve
Wolf yells. "HA, got you, back in Windows and all is well."
PC, "Did you check your Win2000 Drive Letter?"
Wolf checks, and screams. "You &*&^&*! changed it didn't you, you piece of (*(*!)!!!!"
PC cackles!
Wolf cries. "Now all my programs - they won't work, I'll need to uninstall the lot." *proceeds
to uninstall* since Norton is in cahoots with PC and fails, when run from CD, it still
fubars...wait, Wolf can't uninstall, because the drive letter assigned to his Win2000 drive is
now his CD ROM! not enough space to complete operation?
PC, "MUHAHAHA!ed you good, right up the!!!!"
Wolf cries, and goes to bed.
In the morning, Wolf sneaks into the room and flatlines the possessed PC and then spends 3
hours at 12:00 Midday, reinstalling everything.
So far so good.
Merry Christmas, and if you see Bill...shove a pole up his I/O port!!
Merry Christmas to all of you who are forced to use, or have to use Micro$oft products.
Here's a cautionary tale in the form of humerous sarcastic text, ala, Acelin's recent email
troubles.
T'was not the night before Xmas, and all through the house, you could hear Wolf a ranting -
and then fled his spouse. When all of a sudden, the dark lupine roars -
BILL GATES UPTHE AS*terik, with A DIL*bert from Santa Claus!
[Editor's Note: The email needless to say was not edited]
And so it was that Wolf discovered the joys of the ominous foreshadowed day known as
Friday the 13th.
PC, "Hello Wolf, it's the day before Friday the 13th, but somewhere in the world it's Friday the
13th already - I'm sure of it!"
Wolf, "Huh? excuse me? what? has your clock gone wrong?"
PC, "Oh that does it!!! you can say goodbye to ICQ for that, mongoloid!"
ICQ.EXE has generated a fault, and will have to be closed by windows.
PC, "HAHAHAHAH!"
Wolf, "Great, I'll just try and restart it."
WAOL.EXE has generated a fault and will have to be shut down.
And so one by one, all Wolf's programs, crash...uhoh.
PC, "Neener, you didn't like that did you?"
Wolf, "Ok, you give me back my ICQ or I'll sledgehammer you good!"
PC, "OOps, did your AOL files become corrupted?"
Wolf, "WTF????"
PC, "Oh sorry, must shutdown now..." *BLACK SCREEN* *RESTART*
Wolf tries to run AOL.
Windows crashed deader than a doornail.
!Restore from backup.
PC, "Ok we're back in windows, but guess what? SURPRISE!!! AOL still doesn't work, and
now I crash again!" *BLACK SCREEN* *RESTART*
Wolf begins to froth at the mouth.
What followed were 3 seperate repairs of win2000xpPro to no avail...finally when all
seemed lost, windows repaired itself - but the PC had another EVIL trick up his sleeve
Wolf yells. "HA, got you, back in Windows and all is well."
PC, "Did you check your Win2000 Drive Letter?"
Wolf checks, and screams. "You &*&^&*! changed it didn't you, you piece of (*(*!)!!!!"
PC cackles!
Wolf cries. "Now all my programs - they won't work, I'll need to uninstall the lot." *proceeds
to uninstall* since Norton is in cahoots with PC and fails, when run from CD, it still
fubars...wait, Wolf can't uninstall, because the drive letter assigned to his Win2000 drive is
now his CD ROM! not enough space to complete operation?
PC, "MUHAHAHA!
ed you good, right up the!!!!"Wolf cries, and goes to bed.
In the morning, Wolf sneaks into the room and flatlines the possessed PC and then spends 3
hours at 12:00 Midday, reinstalling everything.
So far so good.
Merry Christmas, and if you see Bill...shove a pole up his I/O port!!
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Or a futuristic setting.
