davewoodrum
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Re: An Odd Note
Rhinos make for great combative mounts. Hippos are really just dangerous creatures all around... despite their size, plant devouring tendencies, and the fact that animated one looks so friendly on Devo's "The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprise" video, the creatures are just plain mean, hateful, and all sorts of other bad stuff.
Rhinos on the other hand are just mean when mating... I was at the Knoxville zoo several years ago and there was one grunting (you could almost really see steam shooting from his nostrils) and hoofing at the dirt... another male rhino was facing off.... a nervous zoo handler was ACTUALLY IN THE VALLEY AREA... what an idiot! He looked REAAAALLLL Nervous!
I remember it well... the height of Beavis And Butthead came out in me... without thinking I remember saying something to the degree of "Alright! A Fight! Dude, Somebody's Gonna Get Their A** Kicked!"
mythusmage said:Did you know that rhinos are safer to ride than hippos. Heck, white rhinos in zoos commonly bond with their keepers.
Fantasy beasts (and beasts in fantasy) used as mounts and beasts of burden have included:
•Cats
•Dragons
•Foxes
•Frogs and Toads
•Giant Eagles
•Giant Frogs
•Giant Goats
•Griffons
•Hawks and Eagles
•Hippogriffs
•Pegasi
•Ravens and Crows
•Song Birds
One real life animal I forgot was the giant tortoise. Not just the Galapagos Tortoise, but those from the Seychelles as well. ("The AC is fantastic, but his charge is pitiful.")
Rhinos make for great combative mounts. Hippos are really just dangerous creatures all around... despite their size, plant devouring tendencies, and the fact that animated one looks so friendly on Devo's "The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprise" video, the creatures are just plain mean, hateful, and all sorts of other bad stuff.
Rhinos on the other hand are just mean when mating... I was at the Knoxville zoo several years ago and there was one grunting (you could almost really see steam shooting from his nostrils) and hoofing at the dirt... another male rhino was facing off.... a nervous zoo handler was ACTUALLY IN THE VALLEY AREA... what an idiot! He looked REAAAALLLL Nervous!
I remember it well... the height of Beavis And Butthead came out in me... without thinking I remember saying something to the degree of "Alright! A Fight! Dude, Somebody's Gonna Get Their A** Kicked!"