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Dragon 376 - Creature Incarnations: Fell Taints


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best name ever!

Hmm. I'm American and I can't even muster a snicker. I even live in a college town. I could blame it on age, but I confess I can't recall ever needing a cool slang name for the perineum. Does it come up in conversation a lot?
 

(Now, I'm not especially fond of the name "fell taint" myself, but that's purely due to the aesthetics of how the two words sound together. I have no problem with either word individually being used as part of a monster name.)

I'm changing them to "Baleful Perineum"
 

Hmm. I'm American and I can't even muster a snicker. I even live in a college town. I could blame it on age, but I confess I can't recall ever needing a cool slang name for the perineum. Does it come up in conversation a lot?

I honestly haven't heard anyone use it since High School.

And that's getting to be a very long time ago.
 


These will be used very soon against the players in my campaign.

I'll be using grape vines for the "mini".

I have no problem with this name, they are are a taint on reality, and they are fell to life. Is it perfect, no, but there are much sillier/worse names out there.
 

My issue with the name isn't with the slang part (though I found it hilarious that the Fell Taint attacks the players' NADS), but with the fact that it might as well be named Evil Badwrong. Sinister Nastycreature. Horrible Killthisonehere.
 

Interesting article. I talks about how they like to lurk up high and take advantage of their ranged attacks, if any, but oinly the wisp has a ranged attack.

And it says they don't have mouths, but there are some toothy maws in a couple of the art pieces. Maybe a case of the artist not knowing the description/fluff text?
 


My issue with the name isn't with the slang part (though I found it hilarious that the Fell Taint attacks the players' NADS), but with the fact that it might as well be named Evil Badwrong. Sinister Nastycreature. Horrible Killthisonehere.

Probably lives in Scarytown underneath Double Hell and the Shadow Shadow Bo Badow
 

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