Session Fourteen, Part Seven: The Serpent Portal
"I think we need a better plan," said Dru as the shimmering ghostly cutlass swept up into the air.
"Got one," Garto assured her.
"Well, what is it?"
"
Run!" And with that, Garto was out the door as fast as his stumpy dwarven legs could carry him. Dru and Di'Fier gaped a moment, then followed, with Varesh trailing behind.
Out on the beach, they heaved the secret door closed. "Do you think that will stop him?" asked Di'Fier.
"...no. But maybe he won't bother us now if'n he see's we're not goin' after his treasure."
Dru scowled. "I didn't see a serpent portal in there. Where did the logbook say it was again?"
"It didn't," Di'Fier said sheepishly. "It just said that Black Dog had the passage boarded up so nobody could go down there."
Garto sat down in the sand. "Great. All that treasure an' no way to get to it. We need a priest. An' the only one who knows where the serpent door is, is back in there sayin' 'boo'."
Di'Fier thought about that a moment. "Maybe we could ask him. I mean, as long as we tell him we're not here for the treasure..."
"
If he believes us..." muttered his partner.
Di'Fier shrugged. "We've got to at least
try..."
The boards gave way with a wet, spintering crack. Di'Fier tucked his mace back into his belt and took hold of the plank, tearing it away. Garto and Dru helped to widen the hole. "I see a beach up ahead," reported the dwarf. "Just like the ghost said."
In short order they had cleared a space for the boat, and guided it down the passage to a sandy beach. Dru waded out of the water, lifting her glowing dagger high to cast light over the place.
"Will you
look at that wall..." muttered Garto. "That's pure jade, or I'm a peck. An' the mural's Valossan, too."
"What was your first clue?" asked Dru. "All the serpent people?" She knelt down by the carving of an enormous cobra that emerged from the door. "There's a knob inside, and an inscription below. What did Black Dog say about the door, Di'Fier?"
"He said one of his crewmen tried it - stuck his hand in the mouth, tried to open the door. He started screaming, and pulled his hand out, and the door spat some kind of poison onto him." The mage made a few passes with his hands and studied the door intently. "Yep, there's definitely poison. I can't quite figure out what kind, though."
"'All those who would enter the temple must pass the test of fangs'," Garto read. "'Reach into the mouth of Yig and your courage will be rewarded.' Hm. Draw straws, then? Got some here...there ya go. Just pick one. Whoever gets the shortest...aw,
sh*t."
He began rolling up his sleeve. "Awright, stand back an' watch how a
dwarf does it." So saying, he thrust his arm into the mouth of the serpent, grabbed the knob firmly...and screamed.
A gout of black bile shot forth from the carved head, steaming where it hit the water. Garto was cradling the arm he'd yanked from the serpent's mouth a split-second before. "Damn thing
bit me..." he said, but his flesh showed no wounds.
"It couldn't have bitten you, Garto," Dru said. "We all watched it, it didn't move." She stuck her own hand in, and her expression changed. Again the gout of black fluid. Dru pulled her hand from the mouth, but not quickly enough, and her movement send drops spraying across the cavern. She dropped to the sand and scraped the noxious stuff off of her arm. "
Damn, he's right."
Di'Fier studied the mouth. "It must be some kind of illusion," he reported. "There's no way for the mouth to move."
"Yeah, well, if yer so damned sure then
you try it. How's that hand, Dru?"
"Burns a little, but I think I got it off in time."
The line in the sand where the venom hit was constantly hissing and steaming now, as the caustic stuff reacted with the dampness beneath. All had tried and failed, and now they looked helplessly at the carving.
"Can't believe we're gettin' stymied by a damn
door," muttered Garto, rubbing his arm where the venom had struck him on his second try. "I know it can't move, but it sure as hell
feels like it's bitin' yer."
Di'Fier sighed. "OK. There's no way the statue can move. It's an illusion. We
know it's an illusion. Therefore, I should be able to reach in there and open the door. Like this."
click
Di'Fier let go and gaped, as the door swung open.