Drow and Troll Crossbreeding?

[Midnight Rider]

Done to the tune of “What the world needs now, is love, sweet love!”

By Monte (old school) Cook

What the world needs now,
Is drow
Sweet drow!

They’re the thing beneath your feet
And ya don’t
Even
Know it!

(Chorus)

They’ll be creepin up on you
they’ll be in
your hall
closet!

(Chorus)

We’ve had em for a while,
But they’ve been nothin
Before now…

****Song Fades Out****

Let’s see…. Gary Gygax, ToEE…
Hmmmm Monte Kook, Return 2…
And Gary Gygax, Drow…
And Monte? Well, more drow?

Hey, who exactly is using old tropes?

 

[Maerdwyn]

How very droll, Midnight Rider...

 

[Darkness]

And I thought this would be about "Against the Giants" and all those other Giant/Drow adventures...