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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 8294012" data-attributes="member: 7023840"><p>Dragon 72 ....</p><p></p><p>[SPOILER]</p><p>Valley Elf,</p><p>He’s a Valley Elf, Valley Elf,</p><p>He’s a Valley Elf . . .</p><p>So cool, so fair,</p><p>With chartreuse hair, So young, secure --</p><p></p><p>“Fer sure, fer sure,</p><p>like, oh, man, I was really down today,</p><p>like, sooo down,</p><p>I almost flunked archery today,</p><p>I was blitzed totally, it was</p><p>wrong. Like, I wore my elven cloak</p><p>into the dungeon, y’know, and it got all</p><p>grody with, wow, Iike</p><p>spider webs and green slime all over it,</p><p>like yucko, like</p><p>when I saw it when we got out I thought, oh,</p><p>gag me with a wand,</p><p>it was grody to the max, just psionic, like,</p><p>and I had to clean it, oh,</p><p>gross me out, man.</p><p>Totally awesome. I hate to go in dungeons,</p><p>they are so rank, and some of the monsters just like freak me out, man, like wow.</p><p>I even saw a fer real monster, like real close up once, and it was really, like, totally</p><p>disgusting, barf city man, it was so gross</p><p>that I thought, like, Hey, keep away from me, man! Like no way I’m gonna ever even use my sword</p><p>on you, I just waxed it, y’know, like</p><p>gag me with a mace.”</p><p></p><p>Valley Elf,</p><p>He’s a Valley Elf, Valley Elf,</p><p>He’s a Valley Elf . . .</p><p></p><p>North of Geoff, South of Ket,</p><p>By the River Javan wet,</p><p>Living with the stubby gnomes,</p><p>The Valley Elves do make their homes,</p><p></p><p>“Sure, totally, y’know, I had a dog, man,</p><p>a cooshee, like he was special,</p><p>a Gucci cooshee poochie,</p><p>he had designer genes, like, really rare,</p><p>he was just awesome, but not too housebroken.</p><p>I had to clean up after him, and that was like grody, just gross to the rnax, but, wow,</p><p>like, no biggie, cuz he was my</p><p>dog, y’know, but he’s gone now, totally, see,</p><p>I met-the rnage the other day, and, wow, man,</p><p>the rnage has got like no,</p><p>totally no sense of humor. Like, I made a joke, y’know, I thought it was super,</p><p>like, I saw the mage and said like, hey,</p><p>we’re in the Valley of the Jolly,</p><p>like, Ho Ho Ho, Green Valley Mage,</p><p>just like the freakin’ commercials,</p><p>but he just looked at me, like wow,</p><p>he must have really been out of it, man,</p><p>like he was so out of it he threw</p><p>one of those, like, meteor swarms at me, it was just awesome, I mean it was just, oh wow man, it was astral, and it missed me and hit my dog,</p><p>my designer dog, like,</p><p>crispy critter city,</p><p>I was really bummed out, really bad like.”</p><p>[/SPOILER]</p><p></p><p>And you wonder why I hate elves?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 8294012, member: 7023840"] Dragon 72 .... [SPOILER] Valley Elf, He’s a Valley Elf, Valley Elf, He’s a Valley Elf . . . So cool, so fair, With chartreuse hair, So young, secure -- “Fer sure, fer sure, like, oh, man, I was really down today, like, sooo down, I almost flunked archery today, I was blitzed totally, it was wrong. Like, I wore my elven cloak into the dungeon, y’know, and it got all grody with, wow, Iike spider webs and green slime all over it, like yucko, like when I saw it when we got out I thought, oh, gag me with a wand, it was grody to the max, just psionic, like, and I had to clean it, oh, gross me out, man. Totally awesome. I hate to go in dungeons, they are so rank, and some of the monsters just like freak me out, man, like wow. I even saw a fer real monster, like real close up once, and it was really, like, totally disgusting, barf city man, it was so gross that I thought, like, Hey, keep away from me, man! Like no way I’m gonna ever even use my sword on you, I just waxed it, y’know, like gag me with a mace.” Valley Elf, He’s a Valley Elf, Valley Elf, He’s a Valley Elf . . . North of Geoff, South of Ket, By the River Javan wet, Living with the stubby gnomes, The Valley Elves do make their homes, “Sure, totally, y’know, I had a dog, man, a cooshee, like he was special, a Gucci cooshee poochie, he had designer genes, like, really rare, he was just awesome, but not too housebroken. I had to clean up after him, and that was like grody, just gross to the rnax, but, wow, like, no biggie, cuz he was my dog, y’know, but he’s gone now, totally, see, I met-the rnage the other day, and, wow, man, the rnage has got like no, totally no sense of humor. Like, I made a joke, y’know, I thought it was super, like, I saw the mage and said like, hey, we’re in the Valley of the Jolly, like, Ho Ho Ho, Green Valley Mage, just like the freakin’ commercials, but he just looked at me, like wow, he must have really been out of it, man, like he was so out of it he threw one of those, like, meteor swarms at me, it was just awesome, I mean it was just, oh wow man, it was astral, and it missed me and hit my dog, my designer dog, like, crispy critter city, I was really bummed out, really bad like.” [/SPOILER] And you wonder why I hate elves? [/QUOTE]
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