*Drum Roll* Dave Letterman's Top 10 Names for D&D 3.5

[MEG Hal]

#2 Despised edition well that is just weird...oh revised, well that makes more sense--kinda
or
Devis and Butthead

and finally....
#1

 

[Grog]

#1 - Real Men Use Greatswords

 

[Ave Rage]

Don't you mean real druids use greatswords?

 

[Grog]

Actually, I mean:

#1 - Real Adventurers Use Greatswords

(don't want to be sexist)

 

[dcollins]

#0 -- "Third-And-A-Half Edition Rules, Second Edition Feel"

 

[ThirdWizard]

Array out of Bounds Exception, underflow error

 

[Darrin Drader]

-1. It's the 11th at last. Finally those of us under an NDA can talk about 3.5 freely.

 

[GravyFingerz]

10. I Can't Believe It's Not 4th Edition

9. Mythical Plans, Dangerous Changes

8. Gary Gygax's Extraordinarily Bloated Intellectual Property

7. The Riddle of Steal

6. GUMMS (Generic Universal Money Maker System)

5. Time Cube, 4th Edition (if you don't get this one, you're educated retarded)

4. Ruinquest

3. D&D XP

2. Dark Dungeons

And the #1 is ...

1. Monte Cook's Unwanted Arcana

 

[tleilaxu]

dude, where's my money?

 

[dcollins]

Array out of Bounds Exception, underflow error

Real men use arrays that are zero-based