Dungeon Master or Dragon Master?

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Heil der Dungeon Meister! Dragons eat too many PCs, or at least the should if played properly, so dungeons.

P-Kitty, you don't need to edit Eric's posts, we all know about his sheep fetish. I played two games with him at the little Chicago game day we had in January and I could instantly tell--in between Fayredeth shouting "I SHALL SMITE THEE"-- that he was totally into sheep.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

Dragon Masters rule! Who wants to be master of some crappy overly secure hole full of monsters?

 

[Piratecat]

P-Kitty, you don't need to edit Eric's posts, we all know about his sheep fetish. I played two games with him at the little Chicago game day we had in January and I could instantly tell--in between Fayredeth shouting "I SHALL SMITE THEE"-- that he was totally into sheep.

It's okay. I'm just sad for him that he feels the urge to dress sheep up like "Xena." That ululation isn't his battle cry, folks; Morrus told me.

 

[Geoff Watson]

Dungeon Master.
Some of the players would get confused if I changed it.
I can 'house rule' the Dragons back in, just don't tell WotC.
Hmm, I'll call them something else and say they're a homebrew monster.
Any suggestions for a good name?
Big-Flying-Things-With-Bad-Breath?
Drakes?
Random letters strung together? Spamkiz?

Geoff.

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Ich bin ein Berliner!

originally posted by "Piratecat"

> Trevalon -- come on now, we don't go around slandering people.
> That's not nice. Besides if anyone loves sheep it's me.

Eric wrote that! He's editing my posts to hide his terrible shame!

Slander? Bah! They're fluffy sheep, how can anyone not like them? It'd be slander if I said your father smelled of elderberries and that your mother was a hampster--but nothing less than that lovely remark deserves the title "slander"

 

[nsruf]

I don't get the question I consider myself a Game Master, and the name of the game is Dungeons and Dragons, so am I neither or both?!

Also, could you please put a warning in the thread title about the sheep issue, this is disturbing (and might reach a larger audience if advertised)

Edit: Saw the announcement now and went to check my DMG but the title didn't change yet. It might take longer in Europe, though. If it becomes relevant, I'll be an "or" master because I can't decide.

 

[Alhandra]

It's okay. I'm just sad for him that he feels the urge to dress sheep up like "Xena." That ululation isn't his battle cry, folks; Morrus told me.

Hey!
Is there some dastardly affront to Xena being perpetrated here?!

If so, so help me Heironeous, I will brain someone so bad, they'll wish they were an extra in the Call of Cthulu worshiper-of-the-week rejects club.

 

[Darkness]

I had to vote for Dungeon Master!

This new idea of the Dragon Master is just pandering of the worst kind to that overmighty and overweaning B.A.D.D. crowd!

Mwahahahaha!!! BADD to the bone, baby! Just guess what I voted for!

 

[EricNoah]

Wow, how did this get all the way to page 3??

 

[MaxKaladin]

I chose to be a Dragon Master. I always thought Dungeon Master sounded a bit, well, kinky.