Dwarf boobs

[Andor]

Dwarves are not mammals, they are marsupials duh!

I know this is a humour thread and you were probably jokeing, but it make my brain cry to think someone might think marsupials are not mammals.

Actually, in 4e, it will be revealed that dwarves are actually marsupials. When a young dwarf is born, they are the size of a small pebble and crawl into the mother's pouch to continue developing. They emerge three to six months later with a full beard and Axe proficiency.

Still wins the thread however.

 

[Keenath]

Realistic? boobs are mostly made up of fatty tissue. If dwarf ladys have alot of fat, it would make sense that they have big boobs. Its actually uncommon for large female figures to have small boobs.

That's true. Women with a big chest almost always have a big booty too. Those that don't are usually fake. (One of my friends says that he's used that method to determine who has implants, and it's like 90% accurate.)

Of course fantasy art has never held to that particular truism...

 

[Surgoshan]

Ah, but you forget that well known dwarven ballad, "Sexy Hairy Back".

I like hairy BACKS and I cannot lie
You other blacksmiths can't deny
When a maid stumps in with a heavy mace
and a braided back in your face
you get STERN