Just like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects a fast dwarf!green slime said:When Meteorites can come in a hail from a gnome's fingertips. This is unexpected?
Unexpected is a giant purple ape appearing from a miniscule crack in the road, swallowing a cart whole, before rocketing skywards in a green steam. While a low moan erupts from the crack.
EDIT: And what AuraSeer said.

