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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Teflon Billy" data-source="post: 3668698" data-attributes="member: 264">To show, however, that there is balance in the universe; as I was perusing the wares an obvious "D&D Geek" approached me and began regaling me with tales of what he considered the "best trap ever" (it involved guessing prime numbers on a wheel and arranging the wheel so it lined up with a calendar of days of the week (or somehting) do it wrong and a trapdoor opens that 'sends your guy to the bottom level of hell')When I commented that that seemed a bit harsh, he ignored me entirely and began to describe another trap that involved the use of an enlarge spell and a Magic Mouth and some other damn thing to trap PCs in a room. I had no real response to this other than "mmm-hmmm" and a continuing effort to mind my own business.he then asked if I knew where to find a group to play in Vancouver or Victoria and I recommended meetup.com and started gathering up my purchases.As he scooted around into my line of sight again, I was informed that "Gold Elves are the best race...not Dwarves like most people think" (?), and a treatise on the subject began to be lectured to me.My wife intervened at this point with a fairly terse "Kid? This conversation is over. Beat it."How sad is it that my wife is now bodyguarding me from the socially retarded this way? When did I go soft?His closing, anguished cry of "You're buying up all the good books man!!!" was just the final...I don't even know what.</blockquote>

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