Elvis Impersonator phrases...

[alsih2o]

Elvis was also famous for buying folks cars, especially Cadillacs. Maybe a generous gnomish bard would buy some folks some mounts?


Maybe even pink ones?

 

[Nuclear Platypus]

Don't forget the sequined jump suit, maybe even have it as the material component for a few spells like the charm <whatever> ones ("Can't... take... eyes... off... sequins...").

If you can find it, there were a couple of episodes of Brisco County Jr that had an Elvis impersonator as the sheriff of a town. IIRC, they used Elvis' bad eating habits as a joke (he was a junk food junkie apparently).

 

[Hypersmurf]

Don't forget the sequined jump suit, maybe even have it as the material component for a few spells like the charm <whatever> ones ("Can't... take... eyes... off... sequins...").

I hope you mean focus component!

Using your clothes as a material component can get you arrested!

-Hyp.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Elvis was also famous for buying folks cars, especially Cadillacs. Maybe a generous gnomish bard would buy some folks some mounts?

Maybe even pink ones?

Well, it's a modern setting, so cars would be doable.

... but probably not at 1st level

-Hyp.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Heh. Just got an email from the DM:

I am going to do up a 10 level prestige class - The Avatar of Elvis. It will have combinations of Bard and Monk abilities. (ie unarmed strike damage imrpovements, hip-swaying evasion, ability to fall distances will wearing the Las Vegas Cape, Mass Charm/Mass Suggestion performances, and the ultimate ability - hunk-a hunk-a burnin love.)

Of course as a 10 level prestige class it can lead onto the Epic Avatar of Elvis!

-Hyp.