Elvish Thinblade

[Nonlethal Force]

...Dark Heucuva Huecuva Glaive Guisarme All-beef Patty Special Sauce Bacon Cheese Miniature Giant Reptilian Elves of Fear and Flame.

EDIT: I'm going from memory so it's not quite right, but bonus points to anyone who gets the reference anyway.

And no sesame seed bun?

 

[Aaron L]

What, you call this a sword and it doesn't even have bacon on it?

Hell no, that sumbitch had an axe!

 

[Evilhalfling]

And no sesame seed bun?

Well you cant fault him for the amount of cheese with that comes with the concept.