FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Dear friends and supporters
It saddens me to bring you the news today that Dr. Midnight, famed gamer and ENworld personality, will not be able to attend this year's GenCon festivities. This decision was long in the making, and is due to a number of economic and personal factors. Dr. Midnight respectfully requests that you carry on without him. Eric Noah, especially, will have the hardest time with this news. We ask that you do your best to keep his spirits high, though his will is broken.
With regrets and well-wishes,
Dr. Midnight in the third person