EN World Screen Name Phonetic Puzzle

[Olgar Shiverstone]

10. SHOT AT NOAH’S BOAT

Gunned Ark = Gundark

11. SICKLY AIRCRAFT

Plane's Ailing = PlaneSailing

(I knew that was the answer right off, but it took me a while to figure out why. Like most riddles, it became obvious once I figured it out.)

 

[Hypersmurf]

Whore ratio = Horacio

Ahh. I was looking for something with "horse".

Here's a question - can we assume the posters in question are... well, at least semi-regular?

For example, for "Shot at Noah's Boat", I want to say "da Ark, missed"... but Darkmist, while registered, has zero posts...?

-Hyp.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Ha!

1. DIDN’T GIVE JANE’S 10TH-LEVEL MOUNTED WARRIOR IN PLATEMAIL AS MANY EXPERIENCE POINTS AS HER 3RD-LEVEL OR 18TH-LEVEL ONES is Docked da mid-Knight -> Doctor Midnight.

-Hyp.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Gunned Ark = Gundark

Ah. That works better than mine

Plane's Ailing = PlaneSailing

(I knew that was the answer right off, but it took me a while to figure out why. Like most riddles, it became obvious once I figured it out.)

Yeah. I couldn't make it fit

-Hyp.

 

[BryonD]

13. THE COOING BIRD IN YOUR GLOVE IS WICKED!

Hand Dove Evil

Hand of Evil

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Hand Dove Evil

Hand of Evil

Gah! Beat me! Was about to get that one too...

 

[Hypersmurf]

3. IT MUST BE “WOE”
8. RECEIVE SMOOCHES
12. STICKY BLACK SUBSTANCE MADE FROM SMALL, FURRY FISH

Three to go...

-Hyp.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Ha!

1. DIDN’T GIVE JANE’S 10TH-LEVEL MOUNTED WARRIOR IN PLATEMAIL AS MANY EXPERIENCE POINTS AS HER 3RD-LEVEL OR 18TH-LEVEL ONES is Docked da mid-Knight -> Doctor Midnight.

-Hyp.

That's good! I was trying to force "Never Winned Her Knight" into "NeverWinterKnight" but it just didn't feel right.

 

[Richards]

Yeah, again I was going for "docked her mid knight," but you got it close enough.

Johnathan

 

[Crothian]

I'm just impressed someone was able to vome up with this!!!