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<blockquote data-quote="Mike Myler" data-source="post: 8327912" data-attributes="member: 6726030"><p>Today marks a special occasion on EN5ider—our 400th article! We are thrilled to reach this milestone and thank all of our patrons for helping make it possible!</p><p>[PRBREAK][/PRBREAK]</p><p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/53268614" target="_blank">[ATTACH=full]139686[/ATTACH]</a></p><p></p><p>[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.patreon.com/posts/53268614[/URL]</p><p></p><p>With that in mind to celebrate we are proud to present <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/53268614" target="_blank">an extra-sized issue free for all patrons and non-patrons alike</a>. Inside you’ll find a coterie of creatures: Denise the Anarcho-Syndicalist, a Commoner Swarm, a host of knights (including the Numbed Knight, Mantiknight, and even the feared Knights of the Dreaded Word), a Shrubber, the Vorpal Rabbit, the Twilight Monster, and the Enchanter...Tom? There’s also an Initialized Møøse—you know, my sister was bitten by a møøse once. Realli she was! It happened when she tried to karve her name onto the møøse using the broken talebone of a three-legged chikken gifted to her by our grandmother Hilda–</p><p></p><p><strong>We apologize for the errors in the above credits. We the producers of this article would like it to be known that the person responsible for its crediting has been sacked.</strong></p><p></p><p>There are compelling obstacles too like the Kingdom of Musical Numbers, Taunting Minstrels, Castle Salmonella, and Bridge of Doomed Queries. Of course you need to understand, the bite of a møøse is not to be underestimated…</p><p></p><p><strong>Once again, we apologize for the errors in the credits. Those tasked with sacking the people who have just recently been sacked have been sacked.</strong></p><p></p><p>The article also has memorable magic items (<em>sack of sacking, riding coconuts, nearly lethal arrow of messaging, sacred hand grenade</em>), and even a new spell: <em>make into a newt</em>! Please use it responsibly. Devotedly designed by Mike Myler, illustrated by Jared M. Boone.</p><p></p><p><a href="https://www.en5ider.com/" target="_blank">[ATTACH=full]139687[/ATTACH]</a></p><p></p><p>Plus there are <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ensider/posts?tag=FREE&filters%5btag%5d=FREE" target="_blank">MORE free articles</a> including a complete adventure, a sidequest adventure, and the smart-fighting savant character class! In addition, when you join <em>EN5ider</em> you get instant access to <a href="https://www.en5ider.com/index" target="_blank">the library of 400 issues</a> at no extra charge!</p><p></p><p><strong>Lately on <a href="https://www.en5ider.com/" target="_blank"><em>EN5ider</em></a>:</strong></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>399. </strong><a href="https://www.en5ider.com/" target="_blank"><strong><em>Three Puzzles of the Feywild</em></strong></a><strong>.</strong> Around the next corner of the dungeon or amidst a curious grove the adventurers encounter something they can't just fight or sneak their way past: a puzzle. Perhaps they have to answer riddles to pass Through the Looking Glass, outwit the Lily Pad Blinking instead of swimming through acid, or play between darkness and light with The Bright Flower—in any case they are in for a good session! Deviously designed by Will Gawned, illustrated by Jori Hollander.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>398. </strong><a href="https://www.en5ider.com/" target="_blank"><strong><em>Mini-Adventure: Mr. Kite's Flying Circus</em></strong></a><strong>.</strong> As the party recovers from their latest adventure they are treated to a surprise when the circus literally flies into town. Mr. Kite’s Flying Circus proves to be a series of mechanical marvels and spectacles powered by enslaved elementals, all open to the public for a mere few coins admittance. Skydive endlessly while held aloft by wind elementals, enjoy fireworks produced by fire elementals, and beat the heat with treats kept arctic cold by ice elementals. The adventurers may balk at the idea of enslaving elementals or enjoy the shows, but afterwards they’ll have a decision to make as they find a steam mephit stowed away in their gear. This mini-adventure for 4–5 PCs of 2nd–6th level was dastardly designed by Andrew Engelbrite and illustrated by Renan Moraes, with cartography by <a href="https://dysonlogos.blog/2015/12/04/friday-map-linos-islands-in-the-sky/" target="_blank">Dyson Logos</a>.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>397. </strong><a href="https://www.en5ider.com/" target="_blank"><strong><em>To Smite A Fiend: Part One</em></strong></a><strong><em>.</em></strong> The macabre horrors of the Dark Winter have passed with the changing of the seasons and now Holdenshire County is preparing for an idyllic summer—a respite that will be denied. For a long time the reclusive Kalle Sirkesalo has been studying in earnest, delving into the nuances of magic as his servant Roland acquires secretive packages from afar each filled with rare and exotic reagents for arcane experiments. Now his research is nearly complete and the most critical phase has begun: the wizard is prepared to permanently summon divine beings to be his servants. The mage's ambitions are greater than his mastery however, and before long he brings much more to the realm than he ever intended. This PDF is an introduction to an all new adventure that brings the <em>To Save A Kingdom</em> Adventure Path to a conclusion, continuing right where <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/to-stake-vampire-51446321" target="_blank"><em>To Stake A Vampire</em></a> left off to take four PCs of 10th level up through 12th level.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong>396. </strong><a href="https://www.en5ider.com/" target="_blank"><strong><em>Dangerous Scenarios: Wyvern's Apprentice</em></strong></a><strong><em>. </em></strong>While traveling across the desert you hear a cry from above, instantly spotting a winged shape soaring through the air. The next moments are a blur as kobolds suddenly appear all around you and magic starts assailing you from above, a blast of lightning turning the sands just a few feet away into glass! This Dangerous Scenario in the desert was deviously designed by William Fischer, illustrated by Ellis Goodson, and features the cartography of <a href="https://dysonlogos.blog/2019/01/04/sands/" target="_blank">Dyson Logos</a>.</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mike Myler, post: 8327912, member: 6726030"] Today marks a special occasion on EN5ider—our 400th article! We are thrilled to reach this milestone and thank all of our patrons for helping make it possible! [PRBREAK][/PRBREAK] [URL='https://www.patreon.com/posts/53268614'][ATTACH type="full" alt="en5ider 400 snapshot.JPG"]139686[/ATTACH][/URL] [URL unfurl="true"]https://www.patreon.com/posts/53268614[/URL] With that in mind to celebrate we are proud to present [URL='https://www.patreon.com/posts/53268614']an extra-sized issue free for all patrons and non-patrons alike[/URL]. Inside you’ll find a coterie of creatures: Denise the Anarcho-Syndicalist, a Commoner Swarm, a host of knights (including the Numbed Knight, Mantiknight, and even the feared Knights of the Dreaded Word), a Shrubber, the Vorpal Rabbit, the Twilight Monster, and the Enchanter...Tom? There’s also an Initialized Møøse—you know, my sister was bitten by a møøse once. Realli she was! It happened when she tried to karve her name onto the møøse using the broken talebone of a three-legged chikken gifted to her by our grandmother Hilda– [B]We apologize for the errors in the above credits. We the producers of this article would like it to be known that the person responsible for its crediting has been sacked.[/B] There are compelling obstacles too like the Kingdom of Musical Numbers, Taunting Minstrels, Castle Salmonella, and Bridge of Doomed Queries. Of course you need to understand, the bite of a møøse is not to be underestimated… [B]Once again, we apologize for the errors in the credits. Those tasked with sacking the people who have just recently been sacked have been sacked.[/B] The article also has memorable magic items ([I]sack of sacking, riding coconuts, nearly lethal arrow of messaging, sacred hand grenade[/I]), and even a new spell: [I]make into a newt[/I]! Please use it responsibly. Devotedly designed by Mike Myler, illustrated by Jared M. Boone. [URL='https://www.en5ider.com/'][ATTACH type="full" alt="en5ider june 2021 banner.jpg"]139687[/ATTACH][/URL] Plus there are [URL='https://www.patreon.com/ensider/posts?tag=FREE&filters%5btag%5d=FREE']MORE free articles[/URL] including a complete adventure, a sidequest adventure, and the smart-fighting savant character class! In addition, when you join [I]EN5ider[/I] you get instant access to [URL='https://www.en5ider.com/index']the library of 400 issues[/URL] at no extra charge! [B]Lately on [URL='https://www.en5ider.com/'][I]EN5ider[/I][/URL]:[/B] [LIST] [*][B]399. [/B][URL='https://www.en5ider.com/'][B][I]Three Puzzles of the Feywild[/I][/B][/URL][B].[/B] Around the next corner of the dungeon or amidst a curious grove the adventurers encounter something they can't just fight or sneak their way past: a puzzle. Perhaps they have to answer riddles to pass Through the Looking Glass, outwit the Lily Pad Blinking instead of swimming through acid, or play between darkness and light with The Bright Flower—in any case they are in for a good session! Deviously designed by Will Gawned, illustrated by Jori Hollander. [*][B]398. [/B][URL='https://www.en5ider.com/'][B][I]Mini-Adventure: Mr. Kite's Flying Circus[/I][/B][/URL][B].[/B] As the party recovers from their latest adventure they are treated to a surprise when the circus literally flies into town. Mr. Kite’s Flying Circus proves to be a series of mechanical marvels and spectacles powered by enslaved elementals, all open to the public for a mere few coins admittance. Skydive endlessly while held aloft by wind elementals, enjoy fireworks produced by fire elementals, and beat the heat with treats kept arctic cold by ice elementals. The adventurers may balk at the idea of enslaving elementals or enjoy the shows, but afterwards they’ll have a decision to make as they find a steam mephit stowed away in their gear. This mini-adventure for 4–5 PCs of 2nd–6th level was dastardly designed by Andrew Engelbrite and illustrated by Renan Moraes, with cartography by [URL='https://dysonlogos.blog/2015/12/04/friday-map-linos-islands-in-the-sky/']Dyson Logos[/URL]. [*][B]397. [/B][URL='https://www.en5ider.com/'][B][I]To Smite A Fiend: Part One[/I][/B][/URL][B][I].[/I][/B] The macabre horrors of the Dark Winter have passed with the changing of the seasons and now Holdenshire County is preparing for an idyllic summer—a respite that will be denied. For a long time the reclusive Kalle Sirkesalo has been studying in earnest, delving into the nuances of magic as his servant Roland acquires secretive packages from afar each filled with rare and exotic reagents for arcane experiments. Now his research is nearly complete and the most critical phase has begun: the wizard is prepared to permanently summon divine beings to be his servants. The mage's ambitions are greater than his mastery however, and before long he brings much more to the realm than he ever intended. This PDF is an introduction to an all new adventure that brings the [I]To Save A Kingdom[/I] Adventure Path to a conclusion, continuing right where [URL='https://www.patreon.com/posts/to-stake-vampire-51446321'][I]To Stake A Vampire[/I][/URL] left off to take four PCs of 10th level up through 12th level. [*][B]396. [/B][URL='https://www.en5ider.com/'][B][I]Dangerous Scenarios: Wyvern's Apprentice[/I][/B][/URL][B][I]. [/I][/B]While traveling across the desert you hear a cry from above, instantly spotting a winged shape soaring through the air. The next moments are a blur as kobolds suddenly appear all around you and magic starts assailing you from above, a blast of lightning turning the sands just a few feet away into glass! This Dangerous Scenario in the desert was deviously designed by William Fischer, illustrated by Ellis Goodson, and features the cartography of [URL='https://dysonlogos.blog/2019/01/04/sands/']Dyson Logos[/URL]. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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