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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Endur" data-source="post: 2056839" data-attributes="member: 3346"><p>Ostler Gundigoot, owner of the inn, rises from his chair by the fireplace and goes upstairs.  Vesta helps him up the stairs.   </p><p></p><p>After they go up the stairs, Redithidoor plays another song.</p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">A wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">in fair Greyhawk town.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">While he was wooing his fair maid</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">dad caught him with his britches down!</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Our wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">in the cruel realm of Ahlissa.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">While diddling with his fair maid</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">he learned she was her sister!</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Our wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">in the spooky town of Nulb.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">When he lifted the veil of his fair maid</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">he found naught but a skull!</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Our wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Hommlet’s own sweet Vesta.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">And by the look ol’ Ostler’s giving</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">moving on would be best-ah!</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Our wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">in the woods of auld Celene.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Finding out you elf maid’s a man</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">is a shock that’s pretty mean!</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Our wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">in the lands of Rary, ex-friend of Melf.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Imagine his surprise when he found</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Rary dressed just like that elf!</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Our wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">in the fell lands of Iuz.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Despite his soulful searching</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">he could only find a succubus!</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">Our wizard went a’courting</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">in the Kingdom of the Pale.</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">All the girls he found were clerics</span></p><p><span style="color: yellow">so he had to turn to ale! </span></p><p><span style="color: yellow"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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