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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Endur" data-source="post: 2798534" data-attributes="member: 3346">A woman in black robes with her cowl pulled up over her head, disguising her face, enters a well-decorated office, lit by lanterns.  An older, balding man with a goatee sits behind the desk, reading a scroll.The woman speaks, "Master, with the Earth and Air Temples destroyed and both the West Gate and South Gate captured, and the dwarves back in the mines, I think its time to pay serious attention to the Crater Ridge Mines.  I think we should coordinate our actions closely with our surviving minions in the Fire and Water Temples, invite them into the Fane for their safety, and strike out and destroy the dwarves."The man laughs, in a sarcastic manner."Please.  Keep in mind that the last thing I want is regular visits from these dirtbag, ignorant peons cluttering up the Fane. So I don't want to make it easy for them to show up on my doorstep.  I like keeping the Gates locked and listening to their pathetic screams when they can't even defeat a dwarf or two.  "In fact, I don't want to hear from you at all. If there is something that needs my attention - trust me, I already know about it. I have a prophet who works for me, remember? "So don't drag your grubby little butt all the way over to the Fane just to interrupt my Important Plans and whine about how some high-minded band of halflings waltzed into the pathetic little earth temple and cudgeled the stinky reptilian mooks in the kneecaps."I don't care, because if I needed to care, I'd already know about it."Get it?"So send me a letter. You're literate, right? You know how to make marky-marky on papey-papey? Great. Go write up a report, every week."Address it to Hedrack. That's H-E-D... Wait. No, no. Address it to VARACHAN. That V-A-R-ackin. He'll make sure all of your oh-so-important and dire missives come to my immediate attention."Now get outta here, I have a Champion to find. Where did I put that mirror..."</blockquote>

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