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"Oh man, I think the clock is slow..."

"I don't feel tardy."

"CLASS DISMISSED!!!"
I brought my pencil.

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It also totally emasculates local bullies and turns them into the slaves of the nerdy parent while inadvertently causing the civil rights movement and rock-and-roll.

Eh, mine saves the world on a weekly basis and promotes intergalactic harmony! Plus, one gets to accidentally marry Marilyn Monroe.
 

Eh, mine saves the world on a weekly basis and promotes intergalactic harmony! Plus, one gets to accidentally marry Marilyn Monroe.

Just because one trip in the our time machine inadvertently lead to the creation of a parallel reality where Hill Valley turned into a dystopic industrial waste-land which caused Captain Planet to die of a massive stroke doesn't mean that our time machine is incapable of promoting intergalactic harmony. It only proves that our time machine was not used to it's full potential, after all our time machine was destroyed shortly after it's 12th known journey into the time stream.

However, it should be noted that our time machine led to the creation of a STEAMPUNK TIME TRAVELING HOVER TRAIN proving that our time traveling method is infinitely superior to your time traveling call boxes. Seriously, who does Dr. Who think he is? Rufus* from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?


* Wait.. George Carlin playing Dr. Who would actually be cool.
 
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