Epitaph

[Atomoctba]

After decades of gaming, both DMing and playing, I collected lots of funny “last words” from PCs, some of them mine. So I am curious about yours. Examples include:

“How much damage it did do???”

“They are just kobolds.”

“Open the well!”

“No need to check for traps.”

“Who cares about this silly computer?“ (Not difficult guess the game, hehe)

”Chaaaaaaaaarge!”

 

[Ondath]

“Who cares about this silly computer?“ (Not difficult guess the game, hehe)

Calling Friend Computer silly, even in reported speech, is treason.

Trason is punishable by death.

zap

 

[Atomoctba]

Calling Friend Computer silly, even in reported speech, is treason.

Trason is punishable by death.

zap

Damn... Time to a get a new clone.

 

[niklinna]

Calling Friend Computer silly, even in reported speech, is treason.

Trason is punishable by death.

zap

Knowing what constitutes treason is treason.

Please report to the nearest execution chamber.