Equally Ambiguously Gendered Spouse of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Goblyn]

You mean you can't roll a 35 on a d20?

Well ... I can't ...

 

[Kemrain]

You mean you can't roll a 35 on a d20?

I get a +30 "What was he saying?" bonus from not paying attention.

- Kemrain the Easily Distracted.

 

[Kemrain]

Well ... I can't ...

You're obviously not using the right dice.

- Kemrain the Die'd.

 

[Jdvn1]

He's just getting his exercise.

Like from the mat in Office Space?

 

[Goblyn]

You're obviously not using the right dice.

- Kemrain the Die'd.

Must not be. Usually my average roll is 7 on d20. No kidding. My players breeze through adventures and when I'm a player as a PC I am Kenny.

 

[Rystil Arden]

It's a case of a letter getting dropped. Aireland. Aire means farmer or landowner.

Umm....actually:

Eriu, the beautiful daughter of Balor (leader of the Fomorians and god of death) and mother of Bres, became the namesake of Ireland (Eyre) when Amairgen of the Milesians came there in the Lebor Gabala. Her sisters became namesakes too, but of alternate poetic names for Ireland.

At least, that's what my research on Celtic mythology and colonisation says

 

[Rystil Arden]

Must not be. Usually my average roll is 7 on d20. No kidding. My players breeze through adventures and when I'm a player as a PC I am Kenny.

Your extra luck is all flowing to the PC in my game who always gets 20 when he needs it.

 

[Goblyn]

Like from the mat in Office Space?

I haven't seen it recently to remember. The popular forms of exercise I'm aware of are

jumping to conclusions
grasping at straws
beating dead horses

 

[Torm]

At least, that's what my research on Celtic mythology and colonisation says

Well, that's cool - but is Eyre a fertility goddess, perchance? If so, it's probably the same thing.

 

[Goblyn]

Your extra luck is all flowing to the PC in my game who always gets 20 when he needs it.

Tell him to stop stealing my mojo. I know he'll be really scared to know that there's a goblyn out there who';s angry with him.