Equally Ambiguously Gendered Spouse of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Kemrain]

I'm better with tunes than words and names. I'm a drummer.

I have some too, but they're also dead.

Did they come with DNR orders?

- Kemrain the Ressurector.

 

[Jdvn1]

I hope not!

 

[Kemrain]

I hope not!

Well, get ut your voodoo chickens.. Get your mantras ready.. And Ressurectify!

- Kemrain the "Boom Shwaati Uush!"

 

[Jdvn1]

Well, get ut your voodoo chickens.. Get your mantras ready.. And Ressurectify!

- Kemrain the "Boom Shwaati Uush!"

Well, if I'm already the more recent poster, it seems odd...

 

[Kemrain]

Well, if I'm already the more recent poster, it seems odd...

Psst.. Bussy.. 5 bucks and I'll ressurect your threads... Wanna Rolex, too?

- Kemrain the Shady.

 

[Jdvn1]

Psst.. Bussy.. 5 bucks and I'll ressurect your threads... Wanna Rolex, too?

- Kemrain the Shady.

Is it the cool kind that makes my wrist turn green?

 

[Kemrain]

None other my friend! Rolax!

- Kemrain the Swindler.

 

[Jdvn1]

None other my friend! Rolax!

- Kemrain the Swindler.

Faux-lex?

 

[Kemrain]

Faux-lex?

Why not?!

- Kemrain the Smirking.

 

[Kemrain]

<sub>My momma told me
When I was young
Said sit beside me
My only son
And listend closely
To what I say
And if you do this, it'll help you, some sunny day

Oh take your time
Don't live to fast
Troubles will come
And they will pass
You'll find a woman
And you'll find love
And don't forget that there is a someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh won't you do this for me son if you can

Forget your lust
For richman's gold
All that you need now
Is in your soul
And you cna do this, oh baby if you try
All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh won't you do this for me son if you can

Oh don't you worry
You'll find yourself
Follow your heart
And nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son, is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh won't you do this for me son if you can

Baby be a simple kind of man
Be a simple man
And be something you love and understand.</sub>

- Kemrain the Shinedown, but Origionally the ZZ Top.