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Message: <blockquote data-quote="H.M.Gimlord" data-source="post: 5438659" data-attributes="member: 79440"><p>The bartender turns around and holds a mug under the tap of a porcelain keg labeled,<em><span style="font-family: 'Impact'"><span style="font-size: 22px"> <span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Impact'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></em><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Impact'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 26px">Wayne's Ale</span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p>  </p><p>in bold, red letters diagonally across the front.  Below this  written horizontally (and in only slightly smaller, black letters), it  reads:</p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"></span></span></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 18px">STARK BREWERY</span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>He puts his hand on the tap, begins to pull, but seems to think better of it.  Before a drop falls in the mug, he shakes his head, returns the tap to its fully closed positon and moves the mug to the left where a wooden keg bears the brand,</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SandyBrown"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Barblacken's Pale</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: SandyBrown"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p>Satisfied, he pours the "returning" conqueror a full, golden mug with a light and airy head,</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Yellow">"There you go sir,"</span>  Without waiting for the mans response, the bartender pulls out four more mugs and lines them up under the tap.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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